Recently in a local grocery store...
Brynn, Nate and I were trying to pick out what flavor yogurt we wanted for the week. A gentleman approaches me and poses a question to me.
Gentleman: "You got 6 more of those at home?"
Oblivious, I thought he was talking about the yogurt and wondering why he wanted to know if I had more at home.
Me: "No. That's why I am buying more."
G: "I was talking about kids."
Me: "Nope. Just got the 2."
Just because I live in Pennsylvania, have shorter hair, and have Asian children does not mean that I am Kate Gosselin. I only have 2 kids. No More. No Twins. No Sextuplets. Just 2.
Oh, how I wish I had been able to come up with a snappy comeback. He deserved it.