Did I sign something amidst all the paperwork in China that said that I would never be alone in the bathroom again, ever in my life? I swear I did and I don't remember because I am not allowed to be there by myself.
This morning while in the shower, Brynn HAD to come in and go to the bathroom. (We have 2 others that she can use.) She finished, then went out and starting eating her breakfast again. 2 minutes later, a knock on the door. She needed to go again. No problem. Flush the toilet all you want while I am in the shower. I love the cold blast of water. Then out of nowhere, she starts this question and answer session.
B: Did you bring mustard into the shower?
Me: Mustard?? (I thought maybe I had misunderstood and she said monster.)
B: Yes, mustard.
Me: Nope, no mustard.
B: Did you put mustard on your head?
Me: Nope, no mustard on my head.
Me: Nope, no mustard on my head.
B: Does Daddy bring mustard into the shower?
Me: Nope, Daddy doesn't either.
Me: Nope, Daddy doesn't either.
B: Can I bring mustard into the shower?
Me: Nope, no mustard.
Me: Nope, no mustard.
B: Okay.
Fluuuush.
What a weird little girl.
6 comments:
You know... she's a smart and eco-savvy girl. Mustard (the course kind) is a good for exfoliating dead skin. Leaves it looking and feeling baby soft.
Mustard...no. Now Ketchup...that is a different story.
From the mind of babes.
Keep smilin!
Welcome to the cold shower club!
It never fails....
As for the mustard, hmmm....that could be interesting, especially if it gives you a tan look?
LOL!
Your daughter is a funny girl! Sometimes you wonder where they get their ideas from lol
I swear kids come up with the weirdest stuff when they are sitting on the loo!
Hayley
You know, you gotta ask. If you don't ask, you'll never have the answer.
Mustard in the shower? At least she's thorough!
Did I mention that Brynn is one of my alltime favorite names (and the name of a good friend of mine)?
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